Dec 19 2008
Action-Adventure Daddies VI (the Next Generation Part 1)
One more part to air, I believe, on Monday. Today’s caveat lector: Objects in mirror are disjointed because you’re in a fun house.
The never-released sequel is about how the children thought that the toy would bring them happiness and / or security, but how ultimately that could never last. How they found that those who picked on them before continue to pick on them now. Jingle All the Way 2: The Next Generation was supposed to be an examination of the toy’s two hour limit before it died either from self-destruction (which is embedded in all crap), toy-battery-malaise (wherein parents put aside the toy after the D’s have died – usually within the early morning hours – hoping and praying that their children would never notice that their own parents cannot afford the price of batteries), or from negligent use by the children (which, DUH!, happens). Most children’s toys do not make it out of Christmas alive. Christmas is their very own D-Day.
